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• Gilbert Arenas, basketball player (basketball is played in an arena)
• Jeff Bagwell, Retired MLB 1st Baseman
• Grant Balfour, MLB Middle Reliever [1]
• Alan Ball, The name of two English footballers (father and son), the latter played in the 1966 World Cup winning team
• Lloy Ball, American volleyball player
• Michael Ball, footballer, currently a free agent
• Layne Beachley, Australian world champion surfer
• George Best, Manchester United and Northern Ireland footballer, considered to be one of the best players
• Usain Bolt, Jamaican sprinter, Olympic Gold medalist, 100m and 200m world record holder
• Samantha Bond, appeared in four films of the James Bond series, playing Miss Moneypenny
• Peter Bowler, cricketer (in fact, primarily a batsman)
• Earl Boykins, at 5′5″ was one of the shortest players in the NBA
• Russell Brain, neurologist
• Brian Cashman, general manager of the New York Yankees, who consistently have the highest payroll in MLB
• Albert Champion, French road cycling Champion in the past.
• Richard Chopp, Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin,TX community for performing Vasectomies
• Reggie Corner, cornerback for the Buffalo Bills
• Margaret Court, tennis player
• Thomas Crapper, manufacturer of Victorian toilets. (Note that the word “crap” predates Mr Crapper.)
• Tom DeLay, former U.S. Congressman from Texas (Lawmakers are known for using tactics to delay the progress of bills being considered)
• Billy Drummond, American jazz drummer
• Kevin Eggan, Harvard biologist who attempted to transform somatic cells to existing embryonic stem cells, or those found in human “eggs”, once “again” (coincidental pun on name)
• Rich Fairbank, founder and CEO of Capital One Financial Corp.
• Cecil Fielder and son Prince Fielder, baseball players
• Bob Flowerdew, gardener and Gardeners’ Question Time panelist
• Megan Fox, model
• Samantha Fox, pin-up model and singer
• Eric Gagné, French-Canadian baseball pitcher, “Gagné” being French for “win”
• Simon Gagné, hockey player, “Gagné” being French for “win”
• Bill Gates, a “gate” being the central element of computer processors
• Jamie Gold, winner of the 2006 World Series of Poker, earning him $12 million
• Pippa Greenwood, plant pathologist and Gardeners’ Question Time panelist
• Learned Hand, judge
• Henry Head, an English neurologist
• Butch Huskey, Major League Baseball player (Huskey had a husky build, weighing 255 pounds)
• Quentin Jammer, San Diego Chargers cornerback
• Derek Jeter, New York Yankees shortstop (jeter is French for “to throw”)
• Chip Jett, professional poker player
• Igor Judge, Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales
• Neel Kashkari, U.S. President Barack Obama’s Interim Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability
• Mort Kunstler, American painter, whose name in German directly translates as “artist”
• Seth Lerer, Stanford professor specializing in literary deconstruction. “Lehrer” is the German word for teacher.
• Chuck Long, former NFL quarterback for the Detroit Lions and the Los Angeles Rams
• Ryan Longwell, NFL placekicker who holds the record for longest field goal in Green Bay Packers history.
• Bernard Madoff, architect of the world’s biggest Ponzi scheme, who “made off” with investors’ billions
• George McGovern, former South Dakota politician and presidential candidate.
• Bill Medley, singer, one half of The Righteous Brothers
• Chris Moneymaker, amateur winner of 2003 World Series of Poker, which earned him $2.5 million
• Vince Offer, infomercial host
• Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, first chairman of the Port of New York Authority, for whom the Outerbridge Crossing was named
• Josh Outman, Oakland Athletics pitcher
• Alexandra Penney, author of the 1982 bestseller “How to Make Love to a Man,” who lost all but a small fraction of her wealth in the Madoff scandal.
• J.C. Penney, Retailer
• Michael Pollan, gardener, botanist, investigative journalist
• Antonio da Ponte, designer of the Rialto Bridge (”da Ponte” translates as “of the bridge”).
• Alto Reed, saxophonist with Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
• Marc Rich, billionaire financier
• Bob Rock, rock music producer, including Metallica and Bon Jovi
• Dave Salmoni, animal trainer, zoologist, television presenter, and television producer.
• Martin Short, actor, stands well below male average height at estimated 5′6″ (167cm)
• Mark Shuttleworth, the second self-funded spaceflight participant. (The vehicle however, was not a shuttle)
• Richard Smalley, Rice University pioneer in nanotechnology
• Anna Smashnova, tennis player
• Brenda Song, singer
• Larry Speakes, presidential spokesman under President Ronald Reagan
• Lake Speed, former Nascar driver
• Scott Speed, Nascar racing driver, formerly in Formula One, GP2 and A1GP
• Margaret Spellings, Education Secretary under George W. Bush
• Charlie Spikes, former Major League Baseball player
• Dana Strum, bass guitarist of the rock band Slaughter
• Willie Thrower, former NFL quarterback; first African-American quarterback in NFL during modern era (post WWII)
• John Tory, former leader of the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party (Tories)
• Marco Velo, professional cyclist (vélo meaning bike in French)
• Chad Wackerman, long-term drummer and percussionist with Frank Zappa’s band
• Rick Wagoner, former CEO of General Motors
• William Westmoreland, an American military general known for commanding the Tet Offensive during the Vietnam War
• Tiger Woods, golfer (Wood is a type of golf club)
• F.W. Woolworth, Retailer
• William Wordsworth, poet
• Will Wynn, former mayor of Austin, Texas
• Marilyn vos Savant, a columnist famous for her extremely high IQ and penchant for puzzle solving
• Sara Blizzard, meteorologist (television weather presenter) for the BBC