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February 18th, 2010love
February 17th, 2010found in a scanner at work
February 17th, 2010alternate version for men
February 17th, 2010NORAD @ the winter olympics
February 7th, 2010SCIENCE
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January 20th, 2010determinism like whoa
January 2nd, 2010- Gilbert Arenas, basketball player (basketball is played in an arena)
- Jeff Bagwell, Retired MLB 1st Baseman
- Grant Balfour, MLB Middle Reliever [1]
- Alan Ball, The name of two English footballers (father and son), the latter played in the 1966 World Cup winning team
- Lloy Ball, American volleyball player
- Michael Ball, footballer, currently a free agent
- Layne Beachley, Australian world champion surfer
- George Best, Manchester United and Northern Ireland footballer, considered to be one of the best players
- Usain Bolt, Jamaican sprinter, Olympic Gold medalist, 100m and 200m world record holder
- Samantha Bond, appeared in four films of the James Bond series, playing Miss Moneypenny
- Peter Bowler, cricketer (in fact, primarily a batsman)
- Earl Boykins, at 5′5″ was one of the shortest players in the NBA
- Russell Brain, neurologist
- Brian Cashman, general manager of the New York Yankees, who consistently have the highest payroll in MLB
- Albert Champion, French road cycling Champion in the past.
- Richard Chopp, Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin,TX community for performing Vasectomies
- Reggie Corner, cornerback for the Buffalo Bills
- Margaret Court, tennis player
- Thomas Crapper, manufacturer of Victorian toilets. (Note that the word “crap” predates Mr Crapper.)
- Tom DeLay, former U.S. Congressman from Texas (Lawmakers are known for using tactics to delay the progress of bills being considered)
- Billy Drummond, American jazz drummer
- Kevin Eggan, Harvard biologist who attempted to transform somatic cells to existing embryonic stem cells, or those found in human “eggs”, once “again” (coincidental pun on name)
- Rich Fairbank, founder and CEO of Capital One Financial Corp.
- Cecil Fielder and son Prince Fielder, baseball players
- Bob Flowerdew, gardener and Gardeners’ Question Time panelist
- Megan Fox, model
- Samantha Fox, pin-up model and singer
- Eric Gagné, French-Canadian baseball pitcher, “Gagné” being French for “win”
- Simon Gagné, hockey player, “Gagné” being French for “win”
- Bill Gates, a “gate” being the central element of computer processors
- Jamie Gold, winner of the 2006 World Series of Poker, earning him $12 million
- Pippa Greenwood, plant pathologist and Gardeners’ Question Time panelist
- Learned Hand, judge
- Henry Head, an English neurologist
- Butch Huskey, Major League Baseball player (Huskey had a husky build, weighing 255 pounds)
- Quentin Jammer, San Diego Chargers cornerback
- Derek Jeter, New York Yankees shortstop (jeter is French for “to throw”)
- Chip Jett, professional poker player
- Igor Judge, Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales
- Neel Kashkari, U.S. President Barack Obama’s Interim Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability
- Mort Kunstler, American painter, whose name in German directly translates as “artist”
- Seth Lerer, Stanford professor specializing in literary deconstruction. “Lehrer” is the German word for teacher.
- Chuck Long, former NFL quarterback for the Detroit Lions and the Los Angeles Rams
- Ryan Longwell, NFL placekicker who holds the record for longest field goal in Green Bay Packers history.
- Bernard Madoff, architect of the world’s biggest Ponzi scheme, who “made off” with investors’ billions
- George McGovern, former South Dakota politician and presidential candidate.
- Bill Medley, singer, one half of The Righteous Brothers
- Chris Moneymaker, amateur winner of 2003 World Series of Poker, which earned him $2.5 million
- Vince Offer, infomercial host
- Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, first chairman of the Port of New York Authority, for whom the Outerbridge Crossing was named
- Josh Outman, Oakland Athletics pitcher
- Alexandra Penney, author of the 1982 bestseller “How to Make Love to a Man,” who lost all but a small fraction of her wealth in the Madoff scandal.
- J.C. Penney, Retailer
- Michael Pollan, gardener, botanist, investigative journalist
- Antonio da Ponte, designer of the Rialto Bridge (”da Ponte” translates as “of the bridge”).
- Alto Reed, saxophonist with Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
- Marc Rich, billionaire financier
- Bob Rock, rock music producer, including Metallica and Bon Jovi
- Dave Salmoni, animal trainer, zoologist, television presenter, and television producer.
- Martin Short, actor, stands well below male average height at estimated 5′6″ (167cm)
- Mark Shuttleworth, the second self-funded spaceflight participant. (The vehicle however, was not a shuttle)
- Richard Smalley, Rice University pioneer in nanotechnology
- Anna Smashnova, tennis player
- Brenda Song, singer
- Larry Speakes, presidential spokesman under President Ronald Reagan
- Lake Speed, former Nascar driver
- Scott Speed, Nascar racing driver, formerly in Formula One, GP2 and A1GP
- Margaret Spellings, Education Secretary under George W. Bush
- Charlie Spikes, former Major League Baseball player
- Dana Strum, bass guitarist of the rock band Slaughter
- Willie Thrower, former NFL quarterback; first African-American quarterback in NFL during modern era (post WWII)
- John Tory, former leader of the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party (Tories)
- Marco Velo, professional cyclist (vélo meaning bike in French)
- Chad Wackerman, long-term drummer and percussionist with Frank Zappa’s band
- Rick Wagoner, former CEO of General Motors
- William Westmoreland, an American military general known for commanding the Tet Offensive during the Vietnam War
- Tiger Woods, golfer (Wood is a type of golf club)
- F.W. Woolworth, Retailer
- William Wordsworth, poet
- Will Wynn, former mayor of Austin, Texas
- Marilyn vos Savant, a columnist famous for her extremely high IQ and penchant for puzzle solving
- Sara Blizzard, meteorologist (television weather presenter) for the BBC












